Although there was four of them, so more of a love square. Murray: You get a love triangle, you know, a Fleetwood Mac situation. When you are in a band, you don't get with your bandmate's girlfriend.
: I think I know where I went wrong last night. Jemaine: Yeah, and you also don't want to be startled by a light, do you? Jemaine: Yeah, well - yeah, it's mainly because you used to go out, but also mainly because of the whole situation with the light.īret: Yeah, but the last thing you want to see when you're hooking up is your ex in the same room. But I think it's mainly because her and I used to go out. She's thinking, "Oh this is a nice situation." But then, "Ugh, who- who turned on the light?"īret: Yeah. It's 'cause you and her used to go out, but also because of the thing with the light. 
on.īret: Yeah, I think it might also be because she and I used to go out. I think she found it weird - the whole thing with you there with the - with the light. Jemaine: Yeah, Sally wanted to leave when you turned the light on.
Jemaine: I think I know where I went wrong last night.
: I don't wanna be a d**k, but could you guys move away? I'm tryin. What did he maybe do?ĭave: I don't wanna be a dick, but could you guys move away? I'm trying to look lonely.ĭave: Chicks are attracted to lonely guys. I mean, you know, it's al.ĭave: Yeah, maybe he did, maybe he didn't. : I think you've gotta use honesty here. 
Like the other day there was five, well, maybe there was like four really hot foreign chicks, either like Swedish or Korean, in my shop, and they were like "Dave, we wanna have a five way with you." I just told them, "honestly, okay." Then I gave it to 'em. I mean, you know, it's always the best policy. That's why the people from there are so hard to understand Woman : What language do you speak here?ĭave: Um, we pretty much make it up as we go along. Jermaine: They're not from the 70's, they're from New Zealand. Usually you guys wear clothes from the 70's.
: Okay, Dave, do you have any special skills?ĭave: You guys seem a lot cooler today. (whipping noises) Cops show up, "What's that, officer? Just watering the geroniums." Like when I'm gardening, some a-hole tries to sneak up and take me out - watering can tied to a hose. Bret: Okay, Dave, do you have any special skills?ĭave: I can make a weapon out of pretty much anything.
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